Klutz Power
August 29, 2026
Klutz power is a tool the incompetent but lovable use to get out of things.
Imagine you ask your partner to do the dishes, but they keep dropping them on the ground. Get out of here, you sweet idiot!—you yell as you take over dish duty. But they still get points for trying.
Or a baby lying in its crib, a helpless blob. Sweet helpless idiot baby. You’ll need to get a job in 16 years or so, but for now let me just make sure you are Thoroughly Swaddled and Pinch Your Cheeks.
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